Top 10 Features of a Good Microwave

10. There is a turntable and it turns smoothly.
9. It is not so high up that it's hard to clean (for installed microwaves.)
8. The "Start" button is prominent.
7. It runs pretty quietly.
6. It's easy to figure out how to fix the clock.
5. The popcorn feature doesn't burn the popcorn.
4. The door opens when you pull it open, not when you press a button.
3. The touchpad beeps are mellow and not piercing (and fairly quiet).
2. It is big enough to fit decently big bowls.
1. When you open the door, the beeping stops automatically.

Top 10 Chores I Don't Want to Do

10. Bake bread.
9. Make the bed.
8. Take care of pile of paperwork on the table.
7. Take a shower. (Yes, that's a chore when you're tired! Especially the shaving part.)
6. Clean out the car and wipe down the interior.
5. Tidy up the living room.
4. Take out the trash.
3. Throw away old food and wash containers.
2. Fold the laundry.
1. Unpack from our trip.